I sprang from my mother’s womb decades ago in a city even hotter than the scorching deserts of West Texas: Palm Springs, Ca. A city filled with gays, old people, and old gays. This is why you can catch me at any gay bars or early bird specials, but make no mistake gentlemen- I am straight. At 10 yrs old, my mom enrolled me in ballet to turn me into a lady, but it didn't work. Instead, I got my first taste of metal hearing Rammenstein’s “Du Hast” during a break in class. My mind was blown and a lifelong love affair with metal and rock music was born. I came to finish school at NMSU and ended up in beautiful West Texas. Since then I’ve been with Buzz Adams on and off for 3 years, rocking your mornings!
Texas Couple Gives Huge Tip To Waitress Walking 14 Miles To Work
A waitress in Texas walked 14 miles to and from work everyday to make ends meet until two customers decided to give her a early Christmas miracle.
How Much Is Matthew McConaughey Making As A Teacher In Texas?
Matthew McConaughey will be teaching at the University of Texas at Austin and many people want to know- how much are they paying him?
Quick Rundown On Some Of The New Bills Signed By TX Gov. Abbott
Texas Governor Greg Abbott has been busy the past few weeks signing a plethora of new bills into law for the Lone Star state. Here is a rundown of some of them:
Man Breaks into Mom’s House to Steal Her Homemade Posole
Do you love your mom's cooking? Probably not as much as this guy.
Texas Man Kills Roommate for Eating Last Piece of Fried Chicken
What would he do if someone ate his food in the fridge?
TX State Student Gets DUI, Now Rolls in Toy Barbie Jeep Around Campus
This is probably one of the best examples of turning lemons into internet gold lemonade.
Texas Hunter Pays $350,000 to Kill Endangered Black Rhino in Controversial Hunt
A Texas oil heir won the right to hunt and kill an endangered black rhino in a controversial auction.