
Here’s Three Surefire Ways You Can Get Yourself Arrested in Randall County
Has life seemed a bit drab? Monotonous? Lifeless?
Well, whatcha waiting for? Here's a good way to stir that pot you call Life till you get everything topsy turvy just like you want!
Based on the latest bookings of Randall County, these are the three things you can do, separately or all at once, to get yourself tossed into the slammer!
Drinking....and Driving!
Grab your beers......and chug 'em. Now start your engines, and just keep going. Don't stop till you see the red and blues behind you!
Drinking.....In Public!
Public intoxication, mublic pintoxshication......right?
Family.....Assault!
Nothing you haven't told them twice already, anyway.
My point? Made.
My conclusion? Please don't actuallly do this.
I beg of you, don't drink and drive. Be law-abiding citizens. Please.
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