The idea that the government has something up its sleeve to control the masses is pretty fun to play with. With countless conspiracy theories out there, it's easy to get lost and confused if you begin taking them a bit too seriously. But what if they are true? What if we are secretly being controlled by forces beyond our knowledge? How would we protect against it?

Well, fear not because Big Jim’s Pizza has found a way to the city of Amarillo safely and reliable method to protect ourselves from government nano-particle mind control machines. Yep, in a groundbreaking Facebook post, Big Jim’s Pizza revealed a tried and true method to protect our minds from the influence of the Illuminati.

They have it loud and clear that in order to protect ourselves from government mind control we must follow these steps.

Step 1: Order pizza from Big Jim's Pizza Co.

Step 2: Eat all that pizza

Step 3: Place your phone inside the magic Big Jim's Pizza box

Step 4: Satisfyingly pat your belly and enjoy some time with your friends and family


Okay but seriously, this post has to be one of the best things I have seen in a while. Government mind control, nanomachines, and pizza as the cure too it all sounds like something straight out of a sci-fi comedy movie.

I would like to personally applaud Big Jim's social media manager for coming up with this timeless post because it is both hilarious and effective. So remember kids if you ever feel funny and suspect mind control, Big Jim's Pizza has you covered.

New Amarillo Restaurants 2023...So Far!

Amarillo is a great city for food. We have many great restaurants of all types of cuisines. However, we always have new restaurants opening up each month.

Here are all the restaurants that have opened in Amarillo, and those we are waiting on the Grand Openings.

We'll keep updating this list as new restaurants open in Amarillo.

Gallery Credit: Lori Crofford

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