Every Saturday morning on News Talk 940 we bring buyers and sellers together.

It's called The Erwin Pawn Trade-A-Thon.  We open up the phone lines to people like you to list for sale the belongings they no longer need but still have value.  It airs 9-Noon.


We ask all our callers a poll question before they give their items.  Sometimes the question is topical and others it is right out of left field.  This week we had something of a pets theme on the show and that dictated our question for the week.

Do you have a pet?

No 9

Yes 21

Dogs 13, Cats 3, with one vote each for horse, wolf, rock, rattlesnake, and sugar glider.

Obviously the show is listened to by many pet enthusiasts.


We bring you the five regular rules of the program at the beginning of each hour.  Along with those regular rules, I present you a special rule #6 that changes every week.

It is sometimes poor man's observational humor or inspired by a thought I had over the previous week.

This week it was inspired by a note I got on my apartment door at the Fortress of Solitude in the Sleepy Hollow Penal Facility.  Someone reported my dog for barking too much and the office said I didn't declare a pet on my lease.  There's a big problem with that.  I don't have a dog, haven't had a dog, and don't want a dog.  It inspired this week's rule.

Rule #6: When reporting your neighbors ensure you have the correct address/apartment number.

See you next Saturday for another death-defying Erwin Pawn Trade-A-Thon!


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