Stripper Juice Problem Solved With New Alibi Cologne

Stripper Juice has been the scourge of men attending gentleman's clubs since they opened.  It doesn't come off.  It must be disguised before you return home.

The otherworldly odor of stipper juice, the distinctive mix of perfume, sweat, and smoke accented with a dash of glitter is instantly imparted on any patron of such establishments.  It is also "exhibit a" when your wife starts questioning where you have been all evening.

What's a guy with no dollar bills left to do?

A club in South Africa has come up with a solution.  They've created a new line of aftershave called "Alibi".

They come in several varieties that help mask the odor of stripper juice.

Try "My Car Broke Down" to say you had car trouble.  You'll smell like fuel, burnt rubber, grease, and steel.  Or choose "I Was Working Late" smelling of coffee, wool suits, and ink.

The line was launched as a joke.  But with an inuadation of orders coming from overseas nobody is laughing.  Especially not the men who need an alibi.

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