Stephanie has performed standup comedy throughout the country and was recently named one of the 40 Funniest Women on Twitter by Someecards. She's been featured on Playboy (for her jokes, you pervs!), Huffington Post, Mashable, BuzzFeed, The Chive, Someecards and the Ellen Show. She once washed a cat in a bathroom sink at DFW airport.
Stephanie McMaster
What’s the Most Popular Food Emoji in Texas?
A recently-released survey reveals the most-used food emoji by state, and the most used in Texas is kinda surprising.
Suspected ‘Cookie Monster’ Robber Arrested in Houston
Houston police have arrested a man dubbed the "Cookie Monster Robber," who is suspected in holdups at more than 30 Houston-area fast-food restaurants, and demanded a cookie, along with the cash.
Priest Accused Of Pointing Gun at Boy For Being Cowboys Fan
A New Jersey priest was arrested on Friday for allegedly pointing a gun at an 8-year-old boy in his congregation because the boy said he was a Dallas Cowboys fan.
Still From ‘Jurassic Park’ Included in News Coverage of Houston Flooding
Either someone snuck a still from Jurassic Park into a news station's coverage of Houston flooding, or it it is the end times in Texas, y'all.
Multimillionaire Accused Of Peeing on Candy At Texas CVS
Millionaire NYC real estate heir Robert Durst, who was acquitted in the murder of a Galveston man in 2001, is accused of urinating on the candy rack and counter at a Houston CVS.
Why You Should Stop Using Spray Sunscreen on Your Kids Right Now
An ongoing investigation by the Food and Drug Administration has prompted Consumer Reports to urge parents not to use spray-on sunscreen on or near children.
Saturday is National Pecan Pie Day + Pecan Pie Vending Machines Are a Thing
In honor of National Pecan Pie Day on Saturday, we present the pecan pie vending machine.
Texas Rancher Discovers $2 Million Marijuana Farm On Federal Land
A Texas rancher got the surprise of his life when he discovered $2 million in marijuana plants growing on property he recently leased from the Army Corp of Engineers.
Firefighter Accused Of Posting Explicit Video Of Ex To Porn Site After Break-Up
A Lubbock firefighter is placed on administrative leave after being indicted on allegations he posted video he secretly recorded of his ex performing sexual acts while they were dating to a porn site after she broke up with him.
Texan Takes Patriotism To New Level, Waves US Flag in All 50 States
While most of us will be celebrating Independence Day with sizzling grills, chilling beers and bursting fireworks, one Texan took his patriotism to a whole new level, by traveling to all 50 states and shooting video of himself waving the American flag in each one.